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Orgasmic Meditation……but, Seriously ???

 

OM

Orgasmic Meditation, or OM, is a not so new, nor surprising, trend in meditation focused on manual clitoral stimulation. Although we could have told you that rubbing the clitoris results in reduced stress and overall life happiness, the folks at TurnON Colorado have successfully turned finger banging into a structured meditation practice, complete with training sessions for beginners and “Master Stroker” status for those who’ve mastered the art of clitoral orgasm.

Read more @ http://www.therooster.com/blog/boulder-now-clit-tickling-capitol-world

Brilliant Way To Get Women To Do Workout

If this doesn’t motivate the ladies, I don’t know what will. Definitely a Calorie burner.

14 Ways to Be a Champion in Life!

1. Compliment three people everyday. 

2. Watch a sunrise at least once a year. 

3. Be the first to say hello. 

4. Live beneath your means. 

5. Treat everyone like you would want to be treated. 

6. Never give up on anybody; miracles happen. 

7. Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have. 

8. Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage. 

9. Be tough-minded, but tenderhearted. 

10. Be kinder than necessary. 

11. Keep your promises. 

12. Learn to show cheerfulness, even when you don’t feel like it. 

13. Remember that overnight success usually takes about 15 years. 

14. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. 

— Author Unknown 

As I’ve Matured

I Have Learned That….

 

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just jackasses.

 

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others –
they are more screwed up than you think.

 

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

 

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

 

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in…

 

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,

not proof, to destroy it.

 

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

 

I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

 

I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

 

I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

 

I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

 

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

 

I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Boxes of 3’s, 6’s or Twelves

Why Condom boxes come in 3s, 6s, or 12s ? 

 

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?

 

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son..
Men use them to have safe sex."

 

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I’ve heard of that in health
class at school."

 

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"

 

The dad replies," Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

 

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

 

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack!

 

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:

 

"Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March, ONE for April, ONE for
May, ONE for June, ONE for July, ONE for August, ONE for September, ONE for
October, ONE for November, ONE for December!"

New Female Attitude Study

New female attitude study

A study conducted by University of Arizona Department of

Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman
finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her
menstrual cycle.

For instance, the study found that if she is ovulating, she is
attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is
more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged
in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Sex in the office…Don’t think so

Thinking of having sex with your office colleague….well think again

Here is some statistics of women and men

10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date. 20% of
men had sex in a non-traditional place. 36% of women favor nudity. 45%

of women prefer dark men with blue eyes. 46% of women experienced anal
sex 70% of women prefer sex in the morning 80% of men have never
experienced homosexual relations 90% of women would like to have sex in
the forest 99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having

anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have
sex in the office at the end of the day.

MORAL: Do not stay late at the office, nothing good can come of it

Men’s Health Eye Chart

Run you mouse over each condition to compare normal vision
with what a person sees with that condition.

http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart/index.html#